New Daddy’s Joke
Went to visit my friend and her 1 month old baby. She told me something funny about her hubby.
Scene 1:
In the middle of the night, baby was crying in the background, asking for his milk. Wife was getting up, making formula milk, and asking her husband to bring her something.
Husband: Huh? Can’t you see I’m carrying the baby? (He was actually carrying his small bolster)
Wife: What do you mean? Please help me to bring xxxx
Husband: At least let me put down the baby (his bolster) first. (Husband placed the bolster slowly and carefully on the bed)
Wife: (With eyes wide open) You “ci sing” ah? That’s your bolster lah, baby is here!!!
Scene 2:
In the middle of the night, again. Wife heard husband’s mumbling, like singing lullaby to baby. She woke up and saw…
Husband: yeee ahhh yee yaaa (while patting his bolster) *Kiss kiss bolster*
His husband thought his bolster was the baby, and trying to put it to sleep!!!
Again, wife almost fainted.
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March 9th, 2006 at 6:52 am
hahahaha! So funny! But this also mean that he love his baby very much!
Can this consider 梦游？
March 9th, 2006 at 8:53 am
You mean the husband was sleep walking/talking and mistook the bolster for the baby?
*slap head*
March 9th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Jefferene, don’t know if it’s mong yu, but I think he’s too kan cheong about the baby, first time dad mah…
Zara’s mama, he’s half asleep gua, and mistaken his bolster as his baby!!!
March 9th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
i think i’m not as blur as him …
March 9th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
need to get a bigger bolster lah… but then again… the hubby might take that as his new “wife” pulak… LOL!
March 9th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
haha..he is very funny lah…better ask his wife hide the bolster lah..or switch on the light lor..hehe
March 12th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
LOL… classic.
March 13th, 2006 at 3:23 am
Aiyo, how can someone be so blur like him? Bolster is so light compared to bb. Cannot even differentiate his bb and his bolster *scratch head* - better bang his head on the wall lor.